In truth, this is a more honest method of stealing than that in which the government engages:

Police are seeking a woman who walked into an Orlando bank this morning and handed a teller a note demanding cash.

The thief is described as a black woman who is 5 feet, 9 inches to 5 feet, 11 inches tall.

She walked into the Fifth Third Bank on South Semoran Boulevard about 9:35 a.m., wearing dark jeans, a white T-shirt over another shirt bearing the image of President Barack Obama, a dark blue New York Yankees baseball cap over a bandanna concealing her hair, white shoes and carrying what police called a counterfeit Coach purse.

At least she had the decency to write a note demanding the cash. 

Oh well, just add her to the list.

h/t CrabbyCon